MONSTER IN THE WOODS Words & Music by Frank Ludwig Performed by “Buck ‘n the Trailblazers”     There’s a monster in the woods. – Say Watt! There are monsters in the woods, and it’s “Parks” – Say who? And they lie and they threaten, change the laws as a weapon Hikers better watch out where you’re steppin’ ‘cuz there’s a monster in the woods Monster in the woods like Helipads and skiing Monsters in the woods back condos,...