There’s a monster in the woods. – Say Watt!

There are monsters in the woods, and it’s “Parks” – Say who?

And they lie and they threaten, change the laws as a weapon

Hikers better watch out where you’re steppin’

‘cuz there’s a monster in the woods

Monster in the woods like Helipads and skiing

Monsters in the woods back condos, LNG’n

They slither up near Squamish, they slime around Strathcona.

They’ve got friends in Victoria, the source of monsters in the woods

Yeh, the monsters in the woods

The rot in the trees goes right up to the top

But the axe is gonna fall, the ball is gonna drop.

Chrispy Carp’s still serving donors up brunch.

They’re in it together, the whole damned bunch,

The monster, the monster’s out to lunch

But there’s a champion in the woods, they’ve got 20/20 vision

For Mamquam Peak and the Darling Lake Trail.

There are champions in the woods building paths and mending bridges,

Garibaldi wind in their sails, oh, the champions in the woods.

Yeh, the champions in the woods fight the monsters in the woods

Who fight the champions in the woods -  who fight the monsters in the woods

Who fight the champions in the woods -  who fight the monsters in the woods

Who fight the champions in the woods -  who fight the monsters in the woods

Say What?  The monster in the woods, Say Watt!